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Hi.

Erique, your regular agony uncle, is not here this week. He went back to school over the weekend and is currently preoccupied trying to get orientated at Manhattan SSS in Najjera. There is no wifi in the school.

Until we can restore a connection to him, I’m going to be fielding questions on his behalf. Let’s see what we have here. Ah. This looks like a fairly easy question.

Dear Agony Uncle,

I am a poorly-endowed man who cannot satisfy my woman.

Lyenvu Nathan

Dear Lyenvu
You bring her.

Act. Agony Uncle

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Dear Agony Uncle,

I suspect that my woman is cheating on me by sleeping with an internet Agony Uncle.

Lyenvu Nathan

Dear Lyenvu

You are right. She is.

Act. Agony Uncle

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Dear Agony Uncle

Can you please stop typing and focus?

Mrs Lyenvu

Dear Mrs Lyenvu,
I swear women. Give her an inch, she wants a mile.

Act. Agony Uncle

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Dear Agony Uncle

That’s EXACTLY what I said! Baby come back to me. I’ll take tablets.

Lyenvu Nathan
Dear Lyenvu
I’ll send her back when I’m done.

Act. Agony Uncle

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Dear Nathan,

I’ll be back when I’m done.

Mrs Lyenvu

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