Uncle Agony dear,

I parted ways with my ex about two years ago coz she fell in love with someone else. About a month after our breakup I got another girlfriend with whom I’ve had a great relationship. The problem is my ex came back, asked for forgiveness and wants us to get back together. I think am ready to forgive and take her back coz I still love her. Would it be wrong?

D.M.

D.M. dear,

I don’t see anything particularly wrong with getting back together. I mean it’s like eating a burger and it irritates your stomach so you throw up in a toilet. But if that burger feels like the toilet is such a tough place to live in, the noble thing to do would be to leave that other sumptuous burger on your plate and eat back the one in the toilet coz man, you paid your money for that burger.